Posted in: Kishida vows to focus on issues that cannot be postponed See in context
Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida reiterated Friday that he will concentrate on tackling issues that "cannot be postponed," ruling out the possibility of dissolving the House of Representatives for a snap election in the near future.
Satire?
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Posted in: Super-rich may quit UK over Labour plans for inheritance taxes on trusts See in context
It's not like they pay their fare share anyway. The mega rich avoid tax and have their cash stashed away in tax havens. So they won't be missed.
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Posted in: Do you think political correctness will be the death of comedy? See in context
Woke nonsense kills comedy.
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Posted in: Extreme heat kills hundreds, millions more sweltering worldwide as Northern Hemisphere summer begins See in context
Fewer humans on the planet would help.
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Posted in: Japan seeks more visitors despite overtourism problems See in context
God help us.
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Posted in: The Olympics are more than fun and games. They're a billion-dollar business with political overtones See in context
Never invite this corrupt circus to your city. All that money spent for what amounts to a school sport carnival? Forget it.
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Posted in: Japan-born judoka chases gold for South Korea in memory of grandma See in context
Dual citizenship anyone?
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Posted in: Psychiatric exam finds Abe's accused killer mentally fit See in context
Good. Go to jail.
He'll be swinging on a rope when convicted and sentenced.
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Posted in: Foreign visitors to Japan top 3 mil for 3rd straight month in May See in context
I hope the J-gov't can be truly hospitable with the visitors they are so dependent to keep their economy afloat.
Nonsense. They're contributing very little to the economy. Check the value of the yen and the amount of debt the country is carrying.
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Posted in: 78-year-old man arrested over death of common-law wife in Shizuoka Prefecture See in context
What type of husband throws his wofe off of a bridge?
A very angry one.
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Posted in: Polar bears could vanish from Canada's Hudson Bay if temperatures rise 2C See in context
Makes visiting Churchill and points north a safer option, eh. No need to worry aboot being mauled by one of them.
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Posted in: Apple kills off its buy now, pay later service barely a year after launch See in context
A rotten Apple
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Posted in: New report warns of heat danger at Paris Olympics; could be worse than Tokyo See in context
It warned that "intense heat at the Paris Olympics in July-August 2024 could lead to competitors collapsing and in worst case scenarios dying during the Games."
So cancel it. The world will manage without this circus.
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Posted in: Russian food shop in Ginza to close as war in Ukraine drags on See in context
Good riddance.
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Posted in: Gate installed on Mount Fuji trail to control crowds, but governor says more measures needed See in context
but governor says more measures needed
To tackle overtourism in general start by removing visa on arrival to all tourists. Setup something like an esta.
Next, abolish duty free sales outside airports.
Then close all of these mountain climbing trails.
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Posted in: Bear holed up in house in Fukui since morning See in context
He couldn't bear the thought of another hot as hell summer outdoors, so wanted some air con. Definitely smarter than an average bear.
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Posted in: Kishida considers visiting Germany in July for talks with Scholz See in context
Nice time to be in the Biergarten. Would suit him since he never does any work.
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Posted in: Is June the worst month in Japan? See in context
No. August and the oppressive heat is much worse.
But anywhere, January sucks big time.
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Posted in: Man arrested for entering women’s toilet in park, says he wanted to see their buttocks See in context
Another day, another pervert in the city.
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Posted in: Prize-winning Japanese pianist arrested for stealing ANA cabin attendant's apron See in context
He just won another prize - a prized idiot.
Next time ask if you can take one.
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Posted in: 88 Vietnamese hired by Japan confectionery maker left idle without pay See in context
Japanese confectionery maker Chateraise Co
Shall be boycotting this disgusting company. Urge others to do the same.
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Posted in: Daiso to change Japanese closing-time music because foreign tourists aren’t taking the hint See in context
Why not do what shops do in most other countries: dim the lights and walk around the store politely reminding folks it's time to go?
Is it hard?
Yes. Someone might go home and have a breakdown if they're told directly to leave. Hence the music.
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Posted in: Daiso to change Japanese closing-time music because foreign tourists aren’t taking the hint See in context
Why does anyone need to linger any more than about 5 minutes in a store selling cheap crap. Just get what you need and go.
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Posted in: Joey Chestnut, Takeru Kobayashi to compete in Netflix competition See in context
Competitive eating is a repugnant exhibition. There are many homeless people who would be happy for just one hot dog not sourced from a garbage bin.
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Posted in: Go-kart driver crashes into taxi after ignoring road sign in Tokyo See in context
Inevitable. Now maybe these stupid things get banned before someone dies.
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Posted in: Hands-free UV protection parasol See in context
Or you can just put some sunscreen on and wear a hat instead of wasting your money on this.
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Posted in: In Kyoto and other heavily visited cities, some residents grumble about being priced out of hotel rooms or crowded out of buses and restaurants. Do you think this is a valid complaint? See in context
Bus travel in Japan is a painful experience. They drive unbelievably slow and use buses too small and inadequate for the routes they operate. Kyoto's buses are the absolute worst example. Articulated buses could help but the dinosaurs in charge are too stubborn to consider it.
Though Japan cannot actually manufacture an articlated bus, those in Fukuoka/Makuhari are Benzes or Scania s.
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Posted in: Near-complete Tokyo condo to be demolished for spoiling Mount Fuji view See in context
That’s not very ‘sexy’ (sic)
That's not very funny either.
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Posted in: Near-complete Tokyo condo to be demolished for spoiling Mount Fuji view See in context
Just means more work for the construction industry.
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Posted in: At the Paris Olympics, it will no longer be personal for Ukraine's athletes. This time, it's war
Posted in: Leaders of South Korea, Japan share concerns over Russia-North Korea ties
This one is just a liar. Daisuke Tanaka, the former telecommunications construction worker?
Posted in: Man gets 30 years for killing wife, 2 children
Posted in: 2 Vietnamese arrested for stealing Tokyo bikes, 70 thefts suspected